The 12 Days of Rock Christmas
Stephen A. - The Grumpy Old Sound Man himself
On the first day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… a beer in a road case.
On the second day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the third day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the fourth day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics and a beer in a road case.
On the fifth day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the sixth day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the seventh day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the eight day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the ninth day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 9 fans a moshing, 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the tenth day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 10 cables knotted, 9 fans a moshing, 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 11 back stage passes, 10 cables knotted, 9 fans a moshing, 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my sound man gave to me… 12 blown speakers, 11 back stage passes, 10 cables knotted, 9 fans a moshing, 8 gigs - non paying, 7 splintered drum sticks, 6 broken guitar strings, ear---piercing---feedback, 4 crew sluts, 3 lines of coke, 2 wireless mics, and a beer in a road case.
And be nice to the sound man at Christmas and buy me a shot!!!
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